Amen or Nah? / Every hot take / Elders' meeting
Your pastor calls everyone who doesn't volunteer "consumers": amen or nah?
Your pastor calls everyone who doesn't volunteer "consumers." Is it okay if your pastor calls everyone who doesn't volunteer "consumers"? Here's how real churchgoers vote.
The congregation is still deciding
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Vote on this oneThe four votes
Amen. Preach. Love it.
Fine. I'll allow it.
Side-eye. Pastor, we need to talk.
Nah. Not in the Lord's house.
Amen or Nah? is a game about church culture: production, money, pastors, potlucks and the things churchgoers quietly debate. A vote is an opinion, not a ruling on what the Bible says. How it works.
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