Amen or Nah? / Every hot take / Small stuff
Your church only sings hymns: amen or nah?
Your church only sings hymns. No new worship songs, ever. Is it okay if your church only sings hymns? Here's how real churchgoers vote.
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Vote on this oneThe four votes
Amen. Preach. Love it.
Fine. I'll allow it.
Side-eye. Pastor, we need to talk.
Nah. Not in the Lord's house.
Amen or Nah? is a game about church culture: production, money, pastors, potlucks and the things churchgoers quietly debate. A vote is an opinion, not a ruling on what the Bible says. How it works.
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- Someone parks in the first-time guest spot after nine years at the church: amen or nah?
- The special music is a solo sung over a karaoke backing track: amen or nah?
- Your church renames kids' church to something like "Adventure Island": amen or nah?
- Someone marches to the sound booth every week to complain about the volume: amen or nah?
- The volunteer of the month gets a framed photo in the lobby: amen or nah?