Amen or Nah? / Every hot take / Small stuff
The front row stays empty until the pastor begs people to move up: amen or nah?
The front row stays empty until the pastor begs people to move up. Is it okay if the front row stays empty until the pastor begs people to move up? Here's how real churchgoers vote.
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Vote on this oneThe four votes
Amen. Preach. Love it.
Fine. I'll allow it.
Side-eye. Pastor, we need to talk.
Nah. Not in the Lord's house.
Amen or Nah? is a game about church culture: production, money, pastors, potlucks and the things churchgoers quietly debate. A vote is an opinion, not a ruling on what the Bible says. How it works.
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