Amen or Nah? / Every hot take / Small stuff
Someone eats a breakfast burrito in the pew during announcements: amen or nah?
Someone eats a breakfast burrito in the pew during announcements. Is it okay if someone eats a breakfast burrito in the pew during announcements? Here's how real churchgoers vote.
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Amen. Preach. Love it.
Fine. I'll allow it.
Side-eye. Pastor, we need to talk.
Nah. Not in the Lord's house.
Amen or Nah? is a game about church culture: production, money, pastors, potlucks and the things churchgoers quietly debate. A vote is an opinion, not a ruling on what the Bible says. How it works.
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